Mommy says “don’t play in your good clothes, Alma. Play in your play clothes” but when you is Alma… All your clothes is play clothes because you plays all da time! 😂
Mommy says “don’t get your new outfit dirty, Alma Louise! You have to wear that out.” But it’s q-u-a-r-a-n-t-i-n-e, and we nots go anywhere anyway. Dat means dis outfit is fine to pway in.
I chooses my outfits carefuwwy! I makes sure it reawwy shows da dirt.
Mommy says “Alma! Dis stain will never come out!”
But dats just silly! A little dirt never hurted no body!