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I towd you I is superstaw. You not wisten, Mommy. Penny wisten. Suzy Q knowed it. Wook at me now. 🤣

At firsts… I thought I is seeing double. Den… I reawized dis was just Suzy Q. Dere is not two of me. I did nots multipwy. Suzy Q is my fwiend, and she came to visit me so Mommy could give her a mani pedi. We had wots of fun. We gots to stay inContinue reading “Alma Has a Sleepover”

Mommy… Giraffes is tall. Giant. Giraffes is giant. I is giant. See. We is same height.

Mommy says she has a green thumb. Her thumbs are not green. I checked. She said it has something to do wiff her pwanting. But everything she pwants… well, it doesn’t bloom. Well, it does, but it takes a wong time. Mommy says it takes patience. I has patience. Whatever dat is. I’m sure IContinue reading “Alma’s Green Thumb”

Lucky ducky… before you cross da street. You has to stop. You has to look left and den right. Both ways. Twice. You has to hold my hand, and we goes together. Never Alone. And we never goes without Mommy. Now dat you know how… let’s go get Mommy so she can walk us toContinue reading “Alma the Traffic Director”